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Welcome to Avish's humor section! Below you will find some humorous pieces Avish has written as well as a link to Avish's blog. To keep the humor going, be sure to sign up for Avish's bi-weekly ezine!

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Avish's "Funny Stuff" Blog

Avish's Humor Blog - Humorous ideas, quick observations, and "improvised musings." Most will have a point, some will just be straight humor. Updated frequently, so either add to your blg reader or check back frequently!

The Funny Stuff

The Ridiculousness that is "Superman II" (1636 Words)

There Must be Some Misunderstanding - Of These Lyrics! (1435 Words)

Is the Customer Really "Always Right?" (1484 Words)

Is Your Bad Luck Misfortune or Stupidity? (1229 Words)

The "Single Person's Survival Guide" Survival Guide (841 Words)

Rain on My Parade - Please! (1113 Words)

Halloween Humor - The Twisted Trick of Tacky Treats! (1481 Words)

Halloween Humor - Get Dressed to Thrill! (1485 Words)

Stop Whining - Age is a Just Number! (1193 Words)

How Many Employees Does it Take to Change a Dollar? (954 Words)

Publishing Info

Editors--Permission to reprint articles by Avish Parashar is hereby given to all print, broadcast and electronic media provided that the contact information at the end of each article is included in your publication. Organizations publishing articles electronically, a live, click-able link to must also be included with the body of the article. Additionally, please mail one copy of your publication to:

Avish Parashar, 2801 Pennsylvania Ave, A205, Philadelphia, PA 19130

Permission to reprint articles by Avish Parashar at no charge is granted with the agreement that:

1) The article bio be included following each article used.
2) One copy of the publication in which the article is published be provided to Avish Parashar.
3) A fee per article will be expected for articles published without the closing bio and contact information: $300.

Permission is also granted for reasonable:

1) Editing content and industry specific example exchange.
2) Length.
3) Article title change

Permission is also granted for reasonable: Electronic publishing of articles must include a live, click-able link to

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Improvised Musings!

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